Feng Shwing For Moron's

These are The Moron's in question... one is a Fairy wood nymph, one is a freakin Monk, and one is a Buddha or are they?.... Different, yet all  ARE MORON"S.....or are they? Maybe if they practiced some feng shwing.... they would find the answer...............


Fairy wood Nymph is very confused LOOK! notice the placement of the ripe fruit...is she practicing her feng shwing?

Fairy wood Nymph stops for a smoke and a cocktail at the local watering hole....she looks tipsey....or is she confused? Maybe she needs some feng shwing? or does she?


Here are a couple of normal folks dining.... or are they? Maybe they are chatting about some nice feng shwing..... or are they?

 

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K-9 MORON'S

SO WASTED

WEEKEND AT MORON'S

COOL MORON'S

 

This is Chris, He's a homo, but he is also the master bator of

Feng Shwing! or is he?

HEY MORON! click here for even MORE fung shwing info! and dont forget to press the little black button over there to your right...that is the STOP...for the other feng shwing thing...

And now LOOK who got HIS

Feng Shwinging! Remember....

YOU can do it!

HEW KNEW?

Little Birds

Do you know someone who seems to know everything?

When asked why, they say, "A little birdie told me."

Did you know they probably aren't lying? It is a little known fact that there are little birds that fly very fast, are never seen, and they are everywhere. - Thus, these creatures are called "Flies Unseen Everywhere" or FUE for short. These birds have an extensive communications network, and they can generally find out anything from anywhere quite quickly.

Some of these birds befriend certain individuals and communicate with them by making clucking sounds, much like a chicken.

They are not dumb like chickens, however, and can establish a sort of clucking language with the lucky person they befriend.

This person is then the one who is always in the know; one step ahead of the competition. And those people who seem to be in the dark? Those who just don't get it? Those who's standard response to any given question is, "Huh?"

Why I think it should be pretty obvious to all, now, that the reason is simply because they don't have a clucking FUE.