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LETTER FROM A FAN:

Dear Sable,
Happy New Year! Enjoy the festivities.

I wonder if you could give me your point of view on this matter. I enjoy
hardcore porn videos, but the only ones I ever get to see are at my friend's
house, and that is on rare occasions.

I am in my mid-20's but live with my parents. This is due to fairly normal
reasons, like easy access to where I work, not finding the right place for
myself to live in, etc.

That's the reason why I haven't bought any hardcore videos yet. I am not
sure how my parents would react. Not that I would tell them of course, but
they could always find out some time and their reaction causes me to worry.
They might be shocked and disappointed in me. They were brought up in a more
conservative society, so they might not understand and accept hardcore as
much as people today.

I think it is more me, feeling that I might let them down by having hardcore
videos, like a feeling of guilt, etc.

But I'm torn, as I really enjoy hardcore. I want some videos for myself to
watch anytime I want to and the only way is to go out and buy some.

What do you think? If you were me and wanted hardcore videos (I know you're
not, but try to imagine it from my point of view), what would you do?

1. Would you take the risk and buy the videos and then hide them somewhere
in the house so that they couldn't find them? (Hopefully!)
2. Or would you just not buy them at all and do without it?

I think it all boils down to whether accepting my cravings for hardcore
videos, or trying to repress them.

I hope you can offer me some advice. I know you can't really tell me what to
do, and I'm not looking for that. I just want your view and your honest
opinion.

Love,
Steven

HAHAHAAA...I would tell Steven to buy the hardcore videos and take them home to his parents house and sit around the TV all day long watching smut and jerking off. Just tell his parents they can watch along with him and join in wacking off.
This is always good clean family entertainment. There's nothing more wholesome than walking around butt naked watching hardcore videos with your parents and shooting your man juice all over the TV screen. Make sure your parents have plenty of lube on hand for the festivities.

hello Ms.Sable my name is Justin and i am 14 years old.
I was always a big fan of yours when you wrestled for the WWF,you were awesome not to mention very pretty. I was wondering if you could send me an autographed picture of yourself?. if you could i'd really appreciate it.

Dear Justin,Where are your parents? you are too young to be cruising the internet and looking at pictures of Sable.Get back to me in 4 years when you have a car and a credit card. By the way, I never wrestled for the WWF. I think the WWF is dumb, and fake and it appeals to stupid mindless couch potatoes. Be cool and stay in school.

Sable Holiday

sincerly
Justin

DOES THIS MAKE YOU HORNY? oh ah ah ahahahahaaa!